About Me

I'm not like other guys (I'm worse).

Darius is an idea. I operate with multiple layers of irony and satire, so you can never truly know the real me. Bad things only happen to me because I'm the main character, and it's part of the plot.

They say the world would be a better place without me; that's why I keep on living.

Become a Follower

Are you misunderstood by those closest to you? Are you lonely? Others have found happiness and solace by becoming a follower of mine on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, FaceBook, X, and Neocities. Don't be deceived by society's lies. Follow me for funny videos. I'll also be posting new content exclusively for this site as well. Join the cult family.

Interests

The last thing I ever wanted to do was to make video content for the internet, but here we are. Aside from that, I have a very particular set of interests. Interests I have acquired over a long career:

• Waking up and waiting for bed time
• Making indie games as a hobby
• Creating fake scenarios in my head
• Pro-wrestling training for FPW
• Worrying about the rising cost of feminine products for my female followers (but in a cool and nonchalant way)
• Performing my job that's so top secret that even I don't know what I'm doing